The following two sentences are taken verbatim from Saturday’s New York Times editorial:
[Tom] DeLay, the Texas Republican who had been the House majority leader, crowed that he had been “found innocent.” But many of Mr. DeLay’s actions remain legal only because lawmakers have chosen not to criminalize them.
This is a stunningly brilliant deduction, don’t you think?
Good Lord!
The only reason the [...]
Here’s little tax rap video I found on YouTube. Very clever:
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And the winner is… Chris, who gave us this caption:
“Boy, I sure do miss community organizing.”
I bet he does, Chris.
You can find the other excellent entries here.
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Give us a caption for the photo below. They will be judged on how hard they make me laugh. Winners will be announced in one week.
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Al and Tipper Gore have announced they plan to separate after 40 years of marriage.
I hate to hit Al upside the head with an inconvenient truth, but as a result of this separation where there had been only one energy-using household there now will be two.
Al, walk the walk. Reconcile for the sake of the planet.
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“Stop being taller than me.”
- From the Beatles movie A Hard Day’s Night -
Even at the age of five I appreciated the absurdity of that line.
The character who speaks it is the shorter of a pair of not-so-bright thugs who spend half the movie chasing the Fab Four through the streets of London. Clearly, the short thug thinks it immoral that his partner continues to be taller than [...]
This may be the dumbest idea since the firebox trap.¹
WebCPA reports that a woman was charged with attempting to bribe an IRS official with $2,000, a package containing promissory notes and a $100 Starbucks gift card:
Kim Oahn Thi Tran, also known as Jennifer Kim Tran, was charged in a San Francisco federal court, according to the Associated [...]
Tags: Satire · Tax Crimes
I can forgive the IRS for wrongfully levying my clients’ bank accounts. I can forgive it for denying perfectly reasonable and legitimate settlement offers. I can even forgive it for by-passing my powers of attorney. But I will never forgive it for making me hate the music of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.¹
Never, I say!
We all know that when you [...]
Wall Street Journal – Taxes Blog
